Like Mother, Like Son

Dear Mom and Dad,

I know when you planned me, you had wonderful visions of your genes melting together into a beautiful symphony of academic achievement, workplace domination, and mild-mannered bliss.  Instead, I fear it’s a cacophony of shenanigans.  Couldn’t you have at least ensured I missed out on Mommy’s ridiculous facial expressions?  I blame you, Father. I blame you.

Sincerely,

Matthew (the disappointed one)

Happy Monday!

Comments

  1. Ha! I love it. Shenanigans are what make life worth living.

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